More of those dragonflies
Holly and Pat have this thing about dragonflies. They believe having them around brings them luck. I'm always dubious of claims like that because there is no logical basis for them, and there's no way to prove a vague concept like "additional luck."
They both have ideas. . . . they'd be dead, or enslaved in a harem in Yukistan, or plagued with disease and black flies. If it weren't for the dragonflies, they say, something terrible would already have happened.
I just don't know.
Knowing I am a skeptic, but wanting to work a dragonfly into my house anyway, they gave one to my mate. Those of you who have read my book know her as Martha, or Unit 2. Those of you who have not read my book should go to your favorite online retailer and order it, and in doing so, you will become a personal manifestation of the luck Pat and Holly allege the dragonfly will bring me.
I know a few of you readers may have doubts about the value of dragonflies. Recognizing that, you should be relieved to see that I also maintain access to a tame fortune teller - an authentic gypsy princess - and she alerts me in time to avoid the worst hazards.
There is a demon in the purple globe, also, if needed.
They both have ideas. . . . they'd be dead, or enslaved in a harem in Yukistan, or plagued with disease and black flies. If it weren't for the dragonflies, they say, something terrible would already have happened.
I just don't know.
Knowing I am a skeptic, but wanting to work a dragonfly into my house anyway, they gave one to my mate. Those of you who have read my book know her as Martha, or Unit 2. Those of you who have not read my book should go to your favorite online retailer and order it, and in doing so, you will become a personal manifestation of the luck Pat and Holly allege the dragonfly will bring me.
I know a few of you readers may have doubts about the value of dragonflies. Recognizing that, you should be relieved to see that I also maintain access to a tame fortune teller - an authentic gypsy princess - and she alerts me in time to avoid the worst hazards.
There is a demon in the purple globe, also, if needed.
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Seriously, sounds like you had a wonderful mind opening experience in the big apple.
I'm completely bummed. How I'd LOVE to have her read my tea leaves/palms/tarot cards, etc.
Martha, you look terrific with that dragonfly in your hair, and now that Pat and I have managed to sneak one into your home *whew* we will rest easy that we've done our part to help John hit even more bestseller lists than he's already destined to hit
*smile* Try talking him into taking you to Maui in late August, okay?! Just for 8 days.
It'd be so much fun.
I am MADAME BABUSHKA!!!
I know all and see all...
Woof.
But then you've got Tena, who cultivates a dog that EATS them.